IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
step back bitches mommys gonna win it all
I’m just… going to reblog this again…
My backyard is currently hummingbird central, and this isn’t all of them either (2 or 3 flew up when I broke out the camera).
For years and years we’ve always had a seasonal Ruby Throated Hummingbird pair that would come by our house every year, recently a Rufous pair have come along seasonal and we had a couple of Anna’s Hummingbirds stay all year starting last year.
But, as you can see, those two hummingbirds have somehow exploded into an entire charm (yes, that is what a group of hummingbirds is called<3)… That female in the back appears to be very popular wit the males.
I’m thinking the Ruby Throated and Rufous hummers aren’t going to be too happy about this…
I’m a good kitten! Yayyy!
My lovely Owner wanted 5 fabulous pictures of Sebastian (AKA Seabass), my chubby little oddball.
The last cat is the diva, Ginger.
Someone asked us:
My friend saw a hickey on my breast that my boyfriend had given me and told me that I needed to stop letting him do that because hickies cause blood clots which can increase my chances of breast cancer. My grandmother had a double mastectomy less than a week ago so…
Sounds like someone’s friend is a bit jealous..
Good job pet store. That is what’s up.
I worked in a pet store for 5 years, and every Easter our rabbit sales went up exponentially. I can tell you from experience that almost half of the rabbits we sold were brought back in as early as two weeks after they were adopted. Some people let them loose, and some people send them to a shelter. People need to understand this very statement, and truly think about it. A rabbit is a big commitment, and should not be a fad or seen as a compulsory pet.
I cannot like this anymore than once, but I sure as hell hope people will spread this message, because it’s important as hell. I used to hand out care sheet BOOKLETS to everyone looking to adopt, and it prevented many of them from adopting in the end.
This goes for any animal, holy hell big underscores and exclamation marks. Huge props to this pet store for trying to put their pets before sales instead of shelling them out like candy.
Fun fact: Your pet bunny that your releasing out in the wild is probably going to die very soon. If they survive, they may mate with local wild rabbits, which is bad…
Now, I know a lot of places on the internet say that it’s impossible because they’re a completely separate species of bunny and it results in a dead embryo… and this is true to an extent. If a hybrid actually survives to birth, it’s pretty much doomed though…
My supervisor at the shelter knows more about this than I do, but if I remember correctly the brain and skull sizes are completely different and it ends up to a slow and painful death for the bunny.
And you can prevent all of that by
A) Not adopting a bunny in the first place.
B) If you can’t take care of the bunny you adopted, finding a new home for them.
C) Surrendering them to a bunny-friendly shelter that will find them a new home for you.
Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!
Just kidding, guys. These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants. I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury! Your chemical defenses are now my own! Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants. It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.
This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in. One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers. They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes. The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”
They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying. Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.
Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers. Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior. Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.
I’m not a misandrist, but I think that men just don’t belong in the military. They can’t control their libidos enough to stop raping people — even their fellow soldiers — long enough to actually aim their guns and shoot. Such hormone driven individuals cannot be trusted in the front lines of a war.
The real question is… will I ever be able to take a piss without having an audience of cats either watching me (and begging for attention) or trying to break into the bathroom?
Little Missing Moments - ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?
"Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare… What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp-"
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes - of course - but there’s no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"